How To Sew

I just came across this and wanted to share it for my crafty friends. (This is 100% me, by the way.)

How To Sew

Step 1-Stare at pattern and be scared to cut it
Step 2-Stare at fabric and be scared to cut it
Step 3-Drink some tea to calm your nerves
Step 4-Pin things, sew, be really happy, and realize you did it backwards/inside out
Step 5-Cry
Step 6-Cry while rolling in the fabric
Step 7-More tea
Step 8-Throw fabric at dress form and hope it will just sew itself
Step 9-Make more tea because you forgot where you put the cup from step 7
Step 10-Panic because the con/reenactment/Halloween is tomorrow
Step 11-Finally finish in a flurry of tea-fueled insomnia
Step 12-Wear it and when people ask "how did you make that" you just shrug and say, "oh this, I just threw it together!"

Happy Sewing!